These two are not actually involved with each other, in fact they loathe each other.
Which is why my Death Knight takes sadistic pleasure in making that poor goblin’s life a living hell whenever he can.
(He’s also rude as all hell. I apologize in advance for his coarse language.)
current list of feral kitten names, in order of frequency of use: peeper, small cat, the little one (v. the big one, meaning the other cat), wee fish, wee pig, jingles
the little cat has learned to sing and chatter to humans, probably because of the relentless encouragement this receives in the house (unless it becomes howling, whining, or screaming, which is not allowed and will be discouraged) so she has some good songs about dinnertime, breakfast time, what are you eating, can i have some, a bird, a bug, some feathers, the shower, the sink, the toilet, etc
this feral kitten is probably the most important thing in my life right now
i’ve never been more invested in another person’s pets than i am with feral kitten right now
cow not make me horny. *slams fist on table* why